ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

(Source: ponchopeligroso)

Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a mission to find a fashionably dressed woman

221bbakerstreetis5by5:

captioneddisney:

Oh my god

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets)

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

✔

(Source: ash-ofpallet)

stridork:

you know its silly how much people hate on singers on this website and yet the only one i’ve never seen bashed is eminem

but then again how can you hate this guy

(Source: flowerkrown)

suckdickonsantamonicaboulevard:

AXEL IS THE BEST DAD I’M PROBABLY GONNA CRY

(Source: zeroiii)

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

thestarkinthetardis:

because that is literally all you have to do

(Source: sirbed)

spiritualinspiration:

www.facebook.com/naeemcallaway