May 2013
ponchopeligroso:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a...
221bbakerstreetis5by5:
captioneddisney:
Oh my god
axto:
aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
stridork:
you know its silly how much people hate on singers on this website and yet the only one i’ve never seen bashed is eminem
but then again how can you hate this guy
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
lolistriders:
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
bryko:
*walks into movie theater at midnight in extremely detailed Iron Man cosplay* “one for The Croods please”
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
jeffskins:
jeffskins:
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
yongmuney:
stop drop and roll away from all your problems
April 2013
youkillmypatience:
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
ask-kels-chan:
some
BODY once told me
meenahs-fins:
what about when kappa mikey made fun of hi hi puffy amiyumi
me: *gets out of shower*
*wraps towel around head*
me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA
youkillmypatience:
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
loliconprince:
dont feel bad friends ill comfort u
/フフ ム`ヽ / ノ) ∧∧ ) ヽ / | (´・ω・`)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ / 丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーノ 丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ /`ヽ _/ 十∨
the-yolocaust:
if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture
leviosadraco:
TUMBLR IS NOT A RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE
TUMBLR IS NOT A RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE
TUMBLR IS NOT A RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE
TUMBLR IS NOT A RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE
volvagina:
if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend